Yikes!

So before my parents left, right before I went back to school, I went out for lunch one day with my mom. It was really nice, we have a great time shopping and laughing. When we actually got to the restaurant for lunch, we were seated in one of the side booths, which was great. They had some free standing tables in the middle, and I paid no attention to the people sitting at them.

We had ordered our drinks, and were just sitting and chatting, and of course, your eyes tend to just wander around the room as you do. Well, at one point, I noticed that an older gentleman was sitting at the middle table, drinking is coffee, and seemingly paying none of the other patrons any mind. Before my mind actually registered all the details, I sensed something was off. And then it clicked. There was a great big hole in his crotch. Hanging out for all to see was his, er, um, well you know what I am reffering to. My mind immediatly went from gentleman to pervert!

I gasped, covered the side of my face, and turned back to the table. My mom, of course, wants to know what was going on, so I told her. My prim proper mother burst into laughter. And sat there laughing for about 10 minutes. She said I was the reddest she had ever seen me. She never once looked at him, but laughed and laughed and laughed. To this day, whenever I think of the moment, I still get the shiver of disgust running down my back. Blech. What a pervert.