The Biggest Clutz?

Rest assured folks, you are sitting here reading the blog of the biggest clutz ever! Okay, maybe not ever, I tend to exaggerate, but still. How many people do you know that break their arm tripping over their own feet?

Well, if your answer was none, you may add me to your list. Yup, that's right. Me. Broken arm. As of Wednesday night. Or was it Thursday morning. I guess it would have been, because I did not get out of work until around midnight.

So here is the funny story that you are free to share with your friends.

Laura is closing at work, because it is only the second time she has done it herself, it takes a little longer than usual. She is tired, because she has been working 14 hour days for the past little while. So finally everything is taken care of, and she does not want to have to go back in the store for a bag for all the crap she is carrying in her hands. So she leaves it, barely able to see over the pile in her arms. So after the door is locked she heads to her car, not really watching her step. She feels slightly off balance, and as she steps off the curb, finds herselF FALLING. Smashes her left side on the curb, and catches herself on the right. Her left wrist hurts a little, but that is the same wrist she has tendonitis in. Maybe she just banged it a little. Goes to bed. Wakes up the next morning, and her whole left arm is numb! Panics, goes to emergency. Finds out that there is a small crack in the bone. Has to wear her brace for 2 weeks. Take some T3s. Yay.

I was thinking about making up a good story so that it would be more interesting at least. But alas, my drugged up brain can come up with nothing. The post might be a little dis-jointed, can be attributed to the aforementioned medication. And you have no idea how crappy it is to type SLOWLY with one hand when you are used to clicking things out at rapid speeds.

At least they did not cast it. Then it would be hard to shower. I can take off my brace to shower. Small comforts I guess.

Clutz? Yes. Me.