Secretary's Day

So today is Secretary's Day. I happen to be a secretary. Or receptionist, or administrative assistant, depending on how set you are on political correctness. I wonder if anyone knows, other than me. Not that it matters. But today I feel important. And then I think about it. When I am sick, and not at the office, everything falls apart. I am needed here. Nothing gets done when I am not here. Well, to be honest, the realtors still get their stuff done. But none of the main office work gets done. And my boss gets nothing done, because she is answering the phone all day. It makes them wonder how I get everything done. Giggle. Because I am amazing. I can multitask, and really, I am just the best thing since sliced bread! (Who came up with that saying anyways? And what was the best thing before sliced bread was it? Sorry, could not help myself.) Anywho. Like I said, today I feel important. And even if no one else realizes that today is Secretary's Day, it is my day!