Oh Goodness!
I just got an email from a girl I worked with at the video store, and it reminded me of a most memorable experience I had while I worked there. Memorable in a way that I could never forget, not that it was wonderful or anything...
It was a Tuesday evening, and I was working with a new girl. A girl who used to work there, we'll call her Ashley, came in, said hi, and then went to go browse around. Another person came in, a not too bad looking guy, in his early to mid twenties. He headed for the "adult room" and I left him to his own devices, as I stayed out of that part of the store as much as possible.
Not too long after, he came to the front counter.
"Do you have, ahem, "Fuck my ass 'til I cum 4"?
"I'm sorry?"
"Uh, I said, do you have "Fuck my ass 'til I cum 4?"
"Grrk (small choke from swallowing a giggle) I'll have to look it up for you...No, sorry we don't have that."
"How about Anal Pleasures 2?"
"Pardon?"
"How about Anal Pleasures 2?"
"Grrk...nope sorry."
"Dammit, doesn't anyone carry good porn in this town?"
That last sentance being uttered loudly for Ashley's benefit, as she came toward the counter. She simply giggled, and said hi. They had a small conversation, much to the point of, hey, how's it going, I'm good, see ya. And he left he store.
She put her movies on the counter, and said,
"I can't believe you did that all with a straight face and without laughing!"
At which point both of us burst into unrestrained giggles.
"I know!"
"He's a bit of an ass freak. I know from experience. But he's not very good" She whispered confidentially.
TMI!!! TMI!! I did not need to know that!!!
"Grrk. Oh. Well, I have your movies ready for you over by the door..."
At which point she left the store, walked up to his window, chatted him up for a minute, AND THEN GOT INTO HIS TRUCK AND LEFT WITH HIM!!
Again, I succumbed to hysterical laughter, and nearly fell onto the floor! The new girl looked at me like I had gone completely off my rocker, at which point I had to tell her the story. I think we laughed about it on and off for the rest of the night.
Ah, the hilarity of working retail...I just could not resist sharing the story. Anytime I had a bad day at the movie store, I used to tell myself the story again. And then people would look at me like I was crazy, because I would be walking around, putting movies away, giggle uncontrollably to myself.
Oh well, they all think I'm nuts anyway, might as well let them keep their little romantic notions...
It was a Tuesday evening, and I was working with a new girl. A girl who used to work there, we'll call her Ashley, came in, said hi, and then went to go browse around. Another person came in, a not too bad looking guy, in his early to mid twenties. He headed for the "adult room" and I left him to his own devices, as I stayed out of that part of the store as much as possible.
Not too long after, he came to the front counter.
"Do you have, ahem, "Fuck my ass 'til I cum 4"?
"I'm sorry?"
"Uh, I said, do you have "Fuck my ass 'til I cum 4?"
"Grrk (small choke from swallowing a giggle) I'll have to look it up for you...No, sorry we don't have that."
"How about Anal Pleasures 2?"
"Pardon?"
"How about Anal Pleasures 2?"
"Grrk...nope sorry."
"Dammit, doesn't anyone carry good porn in this town?"
That last sentance being uttered loudly for Ashley's benefit, as she came toward the counter. She simply giggled, and said hi. They had a small conversation, much to the point of, hey, how's it going, I'm good, see ya. And he left he store.
She put her movies on the counter, and said,
"I can't believe you did that all with a straight face and without laughing!"
At which point both of us burst into unrestrained giggles.
"I know!"
"He's a bit of an ass freak. I know from experience. But he's not very good" She whispered confidentially.
TMI!!! TMI!! I did not need to know that!!!
"Grrk. Oh. Well, I have your movies ready for you over by the door..."
At which point she left the store, walked up to his window, chatted him up for a minute, AND THEN GOT INTO HIS TRUCK AND LEFT WITH HIM!!
Again, I succumbed to hysterical laughter, and nearly fell onto the floor! The new girl looked at me like I had gone completely off my rocker, at which point I had to tell her the story. I think we laughed about it on and off for the rest of the night.
Ah, the hilarity of working retail...I just could not resist sharing the story. Anytime I had a bad day at the movie store, I used to tell myself the story again. And then people would look at me like I was crazy, because I would be walking around, putting movies away, giggle uncontrollably to myself.
Oh well, they all think I'm nuts anyway, might as well let them keep their little romantic notions...
posted by Laura @ 2:21 PM
6 Comments:
At July 29, 2006 8:30 AM,
Matt Brand said…
I take it you didn't work at Blockbuster?
At July 31, 2006 9:17 AM,
Laura said…
Goodness, I hope not! And if he was, he sure picked the wrong way to get my attention. He is now the standing joke there... Hee hee. It's not my fault, I swear!
At July 31, 2006 2:22 PM,
CE said…
O mijn god! Gooie! Grappig!
At July 31, 2006 3:45 PM,
S* said…
Oh, he's the "standing" joke is he? Hee. Please let me not see the day when expressing an affinity for backdoor stimulation becomes a way of flirting.
At July 31, 2006 3:58 PM,
Laura said…
LOL! Standing joke indeed. No pun intended at the time, but it certainly fits! *giggle*
And as for flirting, I don't think that's what he was doing, I would much prefer if people kept to generally recognized methods. I know I'm clueless when it comes to stuff like that, but I can tell the regulars, eye contact, lots of laughter, a touch, and a flirting tone. Please don't make it any more complicated, you lost me...
At August 01, 2006 2:12 AM,
Leila said…
goodness, that was funny what a girl! bet she had a sore butthole the next day hehehe. how despreate!
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