And No Food For You....Actually Me.

So you know what sucks? Being sick. It sucks. I hate it. I want to be better.

I have been sick for 2 weeks. Not just kind of sick. Really sick. Like vomiting, nausea, abdominal pain, and of course, the lovely one no one wants to mention. They have no idea what is wrong. Actually that is not true. They think that there is something wrong with my gall bladder or appendix. And by 'they' I mean my doctor. I have had 3 blood tests, 2 ultrasounds, something weird I can't pronounce scheduled for next week, and a consult with a surgeon. There have also been 4 hospital ER visits, and 1 overnighter there. I don't know, maybe they are just going to cut me open, and poke around until they find something? I doubt it. But anyway, nothing is infected or enlarged, so in the meantime, I eat a lot of gravol, percocet, and apple juice. Thats about all I can handle. Anyways. This is why I don't post.

Basically, they are waiting for me to get better, or get worse. Please think of me.

Yikes!

So before my parents left, right before I went back to school, I went out for lunch one day with my mom. It was really nice, we have a great time shopping and laughing. When we actually got to the restaurant for lunch, we were seated in one of the side booths, which was great. They had some free standing tables in the middle, and I paid no attention to the people sitting at them.

We had ordered our drinks, and were just sitting and chatting, and of course, your eyes tend to just wander around the room as you do. Well, at one point, I noticed that an older gentleman was sitting at the middle table, drinking is coffee, and seemingly paying none of the other patrons any mind. Before my mind actually registered all the details, I sensed something was off. And then it clicked. There was a great big hole in his crotch. Hanging out for all to see was his, er, um, well you know what I am reffering to. My mind immediatly went from gentleman to pervert!

I gasped, covered the side of my face, and turned back to the table. My mom, of course, wants to know what was going on, so I told her. My prim proper mother burst into laughter. And sat there laughing for about 10 minutes. She said I was the reddest she had ever seen me. She never once looked at him, but laughed and laughed and laughed. To this day, whenever I think of the moment, I still get the shiver of disgust running down my back. Blech. What a pervert.

Awesome Tee!

Just when I think people can't get any more stupid, I get proven horribly wrong!

This was something I saw on a Tee-shirt someone wore to work today. For where I work, it is totally appropriate, as people are incredibly unintelligent. Wow. I'm so glad I don't have to work tomorrow when all the remarkably stupid people are going to be calling about their damn superbowl not coming in.

Later days!